Bloody Good Artichokes.

Artichokes are as yummy as they are dangerous. I wanted to buy more brussels sprouts but the grocery was out (WHAT) so on a whim I bought a whole artichoke. Before this devil vegetable made it into my cart I had stabbed myself near 27 times. BUT once tamed and cooked, these little babies are positively delicious. I could eat 500.

Roasted artichoke with garlic butter


  • 1 artichoke
  • 3 large cloves of garlic, peeled
  • 3 slices of lemon
  • EVOO
  • Salt and Pep
  • Butterrrrrr 4 T

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.

You first need to tackle cleaning these babies. Pro tip (That I learned the hard way) HOLD IT BY THE STEM. This will save you the ouch worthy pricks. Use kitchen shears to clip ear thorny tip off each leaf. Some people skip this step as the thorns soften when cooked- but I needed them gone. It felt like revenge.

Once you’ve tamed the beast’s thorns, cut 1/2 inch off the top of the artichoke and 1/2 inch of the stem. Toss them. Then slice the artichoke in half. Next remove the choke. The choke is the fuzzy bits and purple bits in the very center. Use a pairing knife to loosen the area and a spoon to scoop it out.

Rub down the cleaned arties with lemon (they tend to oxidize like avocados).  Drizzles with EVOO and sprinkle with salt and pepper on both sides. Drop the garlic cloves  in the hollowed center (seen below) and cover with a lemon slice. Using the lemon as a garlic “lid” flip the arties cut side down. Pop them in the oven for 40 minutes – until they’re brown and the stem is fork tender.

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Melt the butter and drop the roasted garlic cloves in. Mash with a fork. To eat pull each leaf off, working your way down to the heart. Dip the leaf in the garlicy butter and use you teeth to scrap off the tender edible portion of the vegetable.

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I am now obsessed.

xoxo•KWF

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